IF TEXAS WANTS TO SECEDE, CAN WE HELP?

A Dallas couple who took snapshots of their baby breast-feeding were arrested after the photo lab called police. The parents were charged with "lewd exhibition of portion of the female breast" and inducing a child "to engage in sexual conduct." The charges were dropped, but the couple's two children were taken by child welfare officials and have not been returned home.

Ya want to have rooted for Santa Anna.